SOUVENIRS!

Souvenirs!!!!
purchase at our store

Wanna be more like MArinA????? Git the DIY PERFORMANCE KIT starring Marina Abramovich and JAMES FRANCO!!!!!!! SEE THE VIDEO THEY DID!!! YOU TOO CAN BE A PERFORMANCE ARTIST!!!!

EXAMPLE OF HOW THE EXPERTS DO IT!!

BUY YOUR OWN KIT HERE

Marina and James LOVE IT!!!!!!

can't afford a damien hirst????!!!!!
or maybe they are just plumb sold out?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUY a MINI DAMIEN!!!!!!!!! One oF A KiNd!!! EdITiOn of 30!!!! 99.999999999999999999 % off the OrIginals!
may only be purchased at our souvenir SHOP!!!!

^^Wow they are exactly the same!!!^^

Is H& M SOLD out of your fave jeff koons balloon dog purse????

Jen and Paul's One Stop Shopping Souvenir City and Chelsea Bus Tours has GOT YOU COVERED!!!!!
AND for a fraction off the ORIGINAL PRICE!!! Buy our Jeff Koons/Jen and Paul/H&M/Chinatown Balloon Dog Hand bag for only $40!!!!!!!

H&M and Jeff Koons
(probably
fake leather and costs so much more !!!!)

H& M/Jeff Koons/Jen and Paul/China town!!!!! FOR LESS MONEY!!!
Genuine Leather!!!!

ENDORSED BY JEFF KOONS HIMSELF!!!! (see video below!!!!)

serra in a box

Your Very OWN SERRA!!!!!
no need to visit Gagosian ever again!!!!
comes with: box of scrap steel, and how-to-instructions!

INstrucTiONal HoW-tO INCLUDED!!!!!!!!!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!! ALSO pick up your Dick Serra COFFEE MuG!!! Special 2 for 1 DEALS!!

What is better than being Greeted By DICK SERRA evErY MoRNinG?????!!!!!
NoThINg!!!!!!!

INtroducing MOnopolart

Become your favorite MEGA GALLERIST!!!! Buy artists!! Trade Artists!!
Make some $$$$$!!!!!!! SOlD excLuSIvely at Jen and Paul's One Stop Shopping Souvenir City and Chelsea Bus Tours!!!!!

BUY HERE

FAMOUS mouse from bruce nauman's
mapping the studio!!!

Want to make your own famous mouse work? Then buy the original mouse!!! Watch him scamper artfully around your studio while you record your masterpiece!!!! Sold EXCLUSIVELY at Jen and Paul's One Stop Shopping Souvenir City and CHelsea Bus Tours!